Plastic Dave

...and while we're on the topic of fake, don't trust Plastic Dave.

Don't trust anyone who promises a great health service but would never use it himself.

Don't trust anyone who claims parents can parent well with no money but has never had to struggle in his life.

Don't ever trust anyone who doesn't know the meaning of poverty.

Don't trust Plastic Dave!

Drag queens and panto dames.

They're everywhere at the moment, walk down any street in the UK and you'll see loads of them. Tangoed faces, dyed hair with staightened artificial segments, layers of make up trowelled on. They're in the audience of any unreality TV show and the pages of newspapers.

The trouble is these drag queens and panto dames are female.