Saturday 7 November 2009

There's no such thing as a baby name.

There should be books published called "30 year old names" or "person-who-will-be-choosing-your-retirement-home names"

When you name your child, please remember, he/she will not always be a baby, you want him/her to grow up (presumably), find a job, a partner. With a name like Sonny? Princess? Fifi? Chanel? If these are names you are considering, bear in mind you may have a very miserable old age.

Get used to boiled cabbage! And the worst culprits in the boiled cabbage stakes? Jamie Oliver and "feed the world" Bob Geldof.

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